The NATCH Update That Almost Wasn't
I've gotta be honest with you, I didn't think this one was going to happen. It took me an entire afternoon of watching two seasons of "Ed" tapes in fast forward, but one fried VCR and three epileptic seizures later, we have this week's TV Commercial Hottie.
Yes, it's the one and only Zyrtec "Get rid of Rufus!" girl, my all time personal favorite. Unfortunately, even with the commercial in hand, this woman is still a mystery. All we know is that she has allergies like Paul Pfeiffer, dresses to the nines to go to the park, and wouldn't think twice about kicking her dog to the curb in the name of nasal congestion relief. We couldn't ask for anything more in a woman. She lives in a world of black and white, but brings color to our lives.
Years (I'm being serious here, people) of internet sleuthing offered up no clues about this actress, which I'm beginning to think is a deliberate attempt to keep me from stalking her. All I could find were idiots wondering what kind of dog Rufus was. I don't think I want to live in a world where people come away from this ad thinking about Papillons over an attractive girl with the sniffles. Honestly, did we lose a war? (Don't answer that yet.) Actually, I think we did, because unfortunately this commercial doesn't air anymore - at least not during anything I watch (nothing but WE and Oxygen, baby!). PETA members must have not appreciated Miss Zyrtec's willingness to part with the doggie. Or perhaps it was her phrasing, which make it sound like Rufus was about to be offed by a guy named Vito, that ruffled a few feathers.
I know that one raggedy little picture isn't enough for this monumental of an occasion, so I put up a raggedy little video clip as a bonus, because I hear that this was a highly touted and anticipated update. Resurrecting tv commercials, that's how much I care! I'm sure our first class hosting will explode because of this, but such is life.
Oh, Boko thinks this is a herpe medication ad. Be sure to punch him next time you see him.
Love,
Mikey
Yes, it's the one and only Zyrtec "Get rid of Rufus!" girl, my all time personal favorite. Unfortunately, even with the commercial in hand, this woman is still a mystery. All we know is that she has allergies like Paul Pfeiffer, dresses to the nines to go to the park, and wouldn't think twice about kicking her dog to the curb in the name of nasal congestion relief. We couldn't ask for anything more in a woman. She lives in a world of black and white, but brings color to our lives.
Years (I'm being serious here, people) of internet sleuthing offered up no clues about this actress, which I'm beginning to think is a deliberate attempt to keep me from stalking her. All I could find were idiots wondering what kind of dog Rufus was. I don't think I want to live in a world where people come away from this ad thinking about Papillons over an attractive girl with the sniffles. Honestly, did we lose a war? (Don't answer that yet.) Actually, I think we did, because unfortunately this commercial doesn't air anymore - at least not during anything I watch (nothing but WE and Oxygen, baby!). PETA members must have not appreciated Miss Zyrtec's willingness to part with the doggie. Or perhaps it was her phrasing, which make it sound like Rufus was about to be offed by a guy named Vito, that ruffled a few feathers.
I know that one raggedy little picture isn't enough for this monumental of an occasion, so I put up a raggedy little video clip as a bonus, because I hear that this was a highly touted and anticipated update. Resurrecting tv commercials, that's how much I care! I'm sure our first class hosting will explode because of this, but such is life.
Oh, Boko thinks this is a herpe medication ad. Be sure to punch him next time you see him.
Love,
Mikey
posted by endless mike @ 10/12/2004 04:20:00 PM
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At 10/12/2004 10:39 PM,
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At 10/12/2004 10:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dear Mikey,
In consideration of Boko keeping you hidden from the outside world, I was wondering if you were actually his imaginary friend who resides under the stockpile of clothes in his bedroom. Thank you.
At 10/12/2004 11:21 PM,
endless mike said…
Dear Jason Bateman,
Thanks for your comment, you're our first celebrity poster. We're well on our way to the top now!
Regarding your question - No I'm not imaginary, but I did live under piles of crap in Boko's room for two weeks back in 2001. We talked a lot about "Superfudge," that's really all I remember.
He doesn't ever invite me out because he's jealous of my shoes. All he has are those sandals, you know. Get him a pair for Christmas and maybe you'll see me around. In the meantime, watch for Petes in Depth, and get crackin' on your coloring contest thingy.
Mikey
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