We suck this week!

We really do. I've been drawing naked statues. Boko's been badgering witnesses. We have professional lives, you know. Hahahaha... ehhh, ha, ummmm? Ok, we're lazy.

Next week though, that's gonna be good stuff.

• new Meet the Petes! and NATCH
• the Official Jesus Petes! Presidential Candidate Endorsement (that's a capitalized mouthful, but it has to be... it's official!)
• Petes in Depth featuring Mikey, who really doesn't speak in the 3rd person
• MADLIBS!
• something about Halloween

Who knows, we might even do one of these tomorrow. If you're still sad/bored/crestfallen, even after all those great announcements, I suppose I could cheer you up by drinking beer with you this weekend.

You're buying.




And driving.