Minty Fresh Natch Update!

Gum just might be the toughest sell of all time. Think about it, even as stupid as most people are, it can't be that easy to trick them into thinking their own spit is candy. Aside from being a great way to provide confidence to kids driving home drunk from bars, gum is a fairly useless confection Don't get me wrong, Hubba Bubba and Big League Chew will always have a special place in my heart, but thems is bubble gum, so cram it, Wrigley. The only way to market such a lame duck product is, of course, hotties!

Concluding our precedent-smashing two part series, this weeks commercial hottie is the Orbit Gum lady, aka Vanessa Branch.


Adding to her appeal is a charming English accent and hap-hap-happy outlook on life that puts a sparkle in our smiles and our hearts. But it gets even better... she almost got naked once!


Dirty mouth? I bet, hillbilly!

Yep. So I'm off to the store. Boko says "LOOKOUT!" because tomorrow brings a very special episode of the Jesus Petes. Don't worry, it's not about kids getting molested like that messed up very special "Diff'rent Strokes" episode, I promise.

Who loves ya, baby?

Mikey