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• I had a good idea for the Petes...."Where in the World is Harndino" I think this could be a good game.
  

Thanks for the suggestion, Mr. Harnden. Boko actually has had a simiar idea in the works for a while now. I don't want to give too many details to risk ruining his surprise, hopefully it will be up soon. If not... you're in Canada.

Dear Anonymous Cartoon,

Thank you for your interest in the Jesus Petes Coloring Contest. The contest takes place annually during the second full week of October, but that doesn't mean you aren't allowed to send us pictures whenever you want to, and well show them off a la Barnaby.
According to imdb, Dudley Moore was 5'2", Tom Cruise is 5'7" and that giant freak from Everybody Loves Raymond is like 6'8". Which of those three would you rather be? Just nature balancing itself out, yo.

PS - that drawing of Judge Reinhold covered in Cheetos is awesome.

• Why do I always get Laurence Fishburne and Forest Whitaker mixed up? This is very embarrasing.
  

Good question. This is actually a pretty common problem, these two are like the black Bill Pullman/Paxton, nothing alike but easily confused. I've found that if you just refer to them as Cowboy Curtis and Fast Times Guy respectively, you're less likely to get them confused, but still fairly likely to get your ass kicked.


Okay, that's all for this edition of ask something someone. Send your questions, comments, drawings and noodz to jesuspetes@yahoo.com.

Mike