Pretend this says something captivating and hilarious!

In honor of Kevin joining the Jesus Petes, we called up the Anonymous Painting Hand and had him fix the old family portrait. Sorry, Tina Yothers, your time has come. Look on the bright side, at least this time you aren't being replaced by Andy.

I know I know, the old sitcom trick of bringing in new kids always sucks. Just look at Sam on Diff'rent Strokes, Olivia on The Cosby Show, Chrissy (AND Luke) on Growing Pains, Cousin God Damn Oliver on The Brady Bunch... I could go on for hours. Actually, this will probably be a feature next week. Anyhow, the point is that I forget where this was going. In closing, Kevin is funny, and more Jesus Petes means more stuff that's good. That is some eloquent shit.