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Monday, February 07, 2005

We really do have stuff for updates.

The Iraqi people have voted, and the results are in! Jesus Petes is the Shiite Muslims' overwhelming choice for Occasionally Updated Sort of Funny Website. Democracy reigns supreme yet again! Unfortunately, peace is still far from reach, with Sunni warlords firmly backing seanbaby.com, and Kurds remaining loyal to crazygrandpa.com, which as far as I recall has been offline since like 2000. They're a little backward.

Now that I've got us properly red-flagged by the guvvermint, we'll be sure to update a little more often. Maybe Jack Bauer will start readinig, if he ever gets a day off.

Stuff in the works:

- as yet untitled M.A.S.K. article
- Huey Lewis '01 Revisited
- roughly 48 Meet the Petes games
- "Pimp my Hotwheels"
- Judy's Wedding Story (check local tv listings for the accompanying TLC doccumentary.)

posted by endless mike @ 2/07/2005 06:48:00 PM  

3 Comments:

  • At 2/08/2005 7:14 PM, Blogger endless mike said…

    Good call Harndino. Today I saw the Coz episode where Rudy's friends spend the night, chock full of some Peter goodness there.

    Perfect Strangers was awesome, but I haven't seen it recently enough to make a fair call. I'm giving this one to Cosby, at least up until Olivia and Cousin Pam showed up. Them bitches was wack.

    And even though Crissy and Luke screwed up Growing Pains, you can't complain about a show that gave us a spinoff as rad as Just the Ten of Us.

     

  • At 2/08/2005 7:16 PM, Blogger endless mike said…

    Yeah, also, I think we're going to have to incorporate these kinds of philosophical debates into a JP feature, it's always a crowd pleaser.

     

  • At 2/08/2005 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    More Just the Ten of US!
    More Just the Ten of US!

    Coach Lubbock and the family rule!
    No greater concept then sending your hot daughters to an all guys school - st. Augustine the Hippos.

     

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