Jesus Petes!

Welcome to the Official WWJD.ORG/XYLOPHONE.htm of the Jesus Petes! We're a jolly band of rascals here to entertain the pants off of you. Or bore the pants off of you. Whatever, as long as those pants come off, we don't really care. So pretend this site is your blood-sugar... check it, and check it often, or else Wilford Brimley might beat you senseless.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Christmas Countdown, December 17th



Today's countdown update is a special crossover edition of my favorite new feature:



Judy's email to me:
This is a Christmas Emergency Bulletin... I cannot post this incredibly important blog, so I'm counting on you. Sure I'm drunk, but that's not the point. Jesus is the reason for the season, but everybody I know just drinks and tries to put big wheels together at 2 am on Christmas eve...



FYI.. You can buy this shit at Bueler's in Wadsvegas.

Stay sober, and quit touchin' your twobber.

Judy


Anyone that shows up at the party tonight with some of this stuff gets their birthday turned into a major holiday. Except Harndino, because his already is.

1 Comments:

  • At 12/19/2004 7:50 PM, Blogger endless mike said…

    Har, you didn't miss anything. Turns out everyone hates Boko. Looks like eating raw fish and rancid liquid rice was the right call, Judy. As for Jewapalooza, any day over the next 6 weeks is good for me.

     

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