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Sunday, December 12, 2004

Christmas Countdown, December 11th



Last night while working on Knight Rider's house, I almost cut off part of my finger. Five stitches, a tetanus shot and a missing chunk of fingernail later and I'm back in business, albeit very clumsy, one handed business. The first person to make a dirty joke out of that gets a roll of Sweet Tarts.

One thing made the whole event worthwhile, though. They gave me a pamphlet about tetanus and diptheria adorned with illustrations that the most absurd Spanish textbook in the world couldn't rival.





Ok, the first one sort of makes sense. This girl is ecstatic about not having to worry about jagged metal for five years. But Grandma and Grandpa Huxtable drinking coffee? Anyone that can explain that one wins my prescription of hillbilly heroin.

Christmassy? You betcha!

Mike

posted by endless mike @ 12/12/2004 01:33:00 AM  

1 Comments:

  • At 12/14/2004 12:18 AM, Blogger endless mike said…

    You know, I think you're right. They're discussing how much they enjoy Peter's antics, especially when he runs out of the house for no apparent reason. You can pick up your prize between noon and 6 pm before Friday. And if you die, you didn't get it from me.

     

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