Jesus Petes!

Welcome to the Official WWJD.ORG/XYLOPHONE.htm of the Jesus Petes! We're a jolly band of rascals here to entertain the pants off of you. Or bore the pants off of you. Whatever, as long as those pants come off, we don't really care. So pretend this site is your blood-sugar... check it, and check it often, or else Wilford Brimley might beat you senseless.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Christmas Countdown, December 7th



Happy first day of Chanukah, or as I like to call it, Chanukah Eve #2. If all goes according to plan, this online menorah should light a new candle every day at 3:00. We'll see.

"But Mike," you say, "you're not Jewish!" I know that! But Judy and I friggin' look like it, so we're going to celebrate both Chanukah AND Christmas. And since we're half-Canadian, we'll do something for Boxing Day. Finally, not to leave out our good friend Lanky B, we'll also be celebrating Kwanzaa. If only the world could take a lesson from the Jesus Petes this holiday season... the world would be drunk.

Click on Chanukah Harry and follow the link for today's Jesus Petes! countdown gift!



Mozeltoff!

Mike

posted by endless mike @ 12/07/2004 02:25:00 PM  

1 Comments:

  • At 12/08/2004 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the hell? where is my december 8th update? jesus petes is the only thing that gets me through the day.

     

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