But we're still funnier than MAD TV.

Yeah, sort of. This week is a cross between a Petes' Crush and a Natch update, because our selection is no mere gum spokesmodel. She is, of course, the one and only Julie Bowen.

Carol Vessey + suit of armor = oddly alluring

There are two things that the Jesus Petes can agree fully on... 1) We are awesome, and 2) Julie Bowen is hot. Actually, I'm sure there are at least six more, but I'll save those for when I'm out of ideas next week.

I bet you're wondering where I found those magazine ads, aren't you... Road & Track.

Whew, this sucked. Well, not the pictures, those were ok. Alright, enjoy your crappy, rainy, Scrubs-less Tuesday. I hope those Gilmore Girls can stand on their own.