"Get a job, Craterface!"

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa! Ahhhhh. What?! Haaaaaaa! Seriously, this was the line shouted at the bar tonight, which prompted a bar-clearing near-fight between a guy and a girl. I have no idea what happened prior to this, nor do I really care. All that's important is that some girl told some dude, "Why don't you get a job, you're 30 years old, Craterface!" Nick Ramone will provide more accurate quotation, I reckon. God bless you, Barberton. God bless you each and every project dwelling!

Also! Next week! NATCH RETURNS, due to popular demand.

Annnnd, just thunk up this fine evening... Jesus Petes Personal Ads! Nick Ramone is the guinnea pig, because he's got reckless abandon like a pirate, and is hot like Lou Ferrigno. (Ok, edit - we might have been drinking when we thought this up last night, so I'm not entirely sure of its good-ideaness.)

Allllllright suckers. I'm going to watch my tape of tonight's Letterman, it's the awesome Thanksgiving show where he guesses what pies his mom made!

Porkchopsandwiches!

Mike