Knowing is half the battle.
Question: Are we less safe now than we were 20 years ago?
Answer: Of course!
Is it because of terr-ists? NO! Global warming? You wish! The lack of "My Two Dads" reruns? Maybe.
Actually it's because we don't have awesome cartoon characters telling us not to light our faces on fire, not to jump our Huffys over hot lava, and not to drink more than half a bottle of mouthwash at once. Doiiiiieeee!
Thankfully, the hilarious geniuses of Fensler Films (I'd say they probably tie us) have resurrected the G.I. Joe public service announcements of yore, and edited them for our safety and amusement. Click on the thing for the thing.
And more!
Alright, enjoy. Next week we'll begin the Jesus Petes! Christmas Countdown Extravaganza. I have no idea what it will involve, but I can guarON-TEE that it will be 3 weeks of periodic awesome.
Stop all the downloadin',
Mike
Answer: Of course!
Is it because of terr-ists? NO! Global warming? You wish! The lack of "My Two Dads" reruns? Maybe.
Actually it's because we don't have awesome cartoon characters telling us not to light our faces on fire, not to jump our Huffys over hot lava, and not to drink more than half a bottle of mouthwash at once. Doiiiiieeee!
Thankfully, the hilarious geniuses of Fensler Films (I'd say they probably tie us) have resurrected the G.I. Joe public service announcements of yore, and edited them for our safety and amusement. Click on the thing for the thing.
And more!
Alright, enjoy. Next week we'll begin the Jesus Petes! Christmas Countdown Extravaganza. I have no idea what it will involve, but I can guarON-TEE that it will be 3 weeks of periodic awesome.
Stop all the downloadin',
Mike
posted by endless mike @ 12/03/2004 01:38:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 12/07/2004 12:17 AM,
Anonymous said…
dear mikey,
sadly, i'm not waffles or julie bowen or paul rudd. but i do love stacey keenan. and thanks to gi joe i'll never download a stray dog again.
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