"This is bullshit!"

That should be a good warning that every third word here will probably be a swear.

Oh, Bob Novak, bastion of class and journalistic integrity. You make us look like the God damned McLaughlin Group, and for that, I am thankful. Enjoy your indefinite leave of absence, you putrid shitstain. If someone started an all "Life Goes On" television network, tv would still be 78% less retarded than it was with you around.

Now onto the real reason for the season: New Bumpersticker.

Yes, I edited some of this, because if it can't make me laugh a couple days later, it probably never made you laugh to begin with. I'll make up for it in a few days when I'm on SUMMER VACATION, I promise.