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Sunday, December 19, 2004

Christmas Countdown, December 18th/19th



Guess what!

  • Trying to think of entertaining Christmas crap every day makes me hate Christmas.
  • My computer needs to be sent off to the Island of Misfit toys because the flux capacitor is not fluxing
  • Just about everyone else is on vacation now, too.
So, screeeeeew this! Go think up your own stupid stuff, because I'm gonna be busy wearing Cosby sweaters, drinking whiskey, and wishing a "Merry Christmas" to the old Building and Loan. And maybe sledding. I'll be back when this piece of crap comes back from Best Buy's fixin' place, probably in March.


posted by endless mike @ 12/19/2004 07:52:00 PM  

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